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am happy to see that maria beat a determined top ten player and can now unleash the full power of her serve. nice work! :cool:

by lucky draw on Oct 06 / 2009 / 10:52 PM |

Maria, I wish you the best luck!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Wester

by Wester C. P. de Moraes on Oct 07 / 2009 / 12:37 AM |

Maria, I adore you!!!!!!!!!! Good luck !!! Sofia *

by Sofia Estrela Aleixo on Oct 07 / 2009 / 12:42 AM |

way to go maria. you never dissapoint me with your fighting to the last - spirit, please dont change that, and again being a very good sports person. yey. champion. dont change as a person. praying.

by frimsky on Oct 07 / 2009 / 3:29 AM |

Ahhhh, Thank you, Maria. That was a nice thing in Japan there! Always follow your heart, no matter! Because truly at the END OF THE DAY, it is never wrong! P.S., Who is that guy in the white cardigan, anyway!

by I'm gonna get MY team of bloodhounds too the ground on this! on Oct 10 / 2009 / 1:56 AM |

Well Maria, Another year of excuses for not getting close, so I guess it is another goodbye!

by See you later on Oct 10 / 2009 / 8:49 PM |

I am lucky for your success go in this rythm you are the best Maria I am glad for you go ahead bye and good luck

by orhan on Oct 11 / 2009 / 11:18 AM |

You're SO cute when you are mad!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Steven on Oct 16 / 2009 / 6:58 PM |

Hey Maria, This has been a up and down year, but has been amazing. Looking back, you have showed what you are made of and have much determination and fight in you. I am always with you regarless if you are # 1 or # 101. You are the best tennis player in the world. Good luck and keep us informed what you are doing until Jan 2010.

by Jack on Oct 20 / 2009 / 1:17 PM |

Congratulations again. Still waiting for more good news. Nice to know that 10 months of injuries doesn't caused "the champions heart" within you.

by Hatta ZAR on Oct 21 / 2009 / 3:18 PM |

Congratulations again. Still waiting for more good news. Nice to know that 10 months of injuries doesn't caused "the champions heart" within you.

by Hatta ZAR on Oct 21 / 2009 / 3:18 PM |

Congratulations again. Still waiting for more good news. Nice to know that 10 months of injuries doesn't caused "the champions heart" within you.

by Hatta ZAR on Oct 21 / 2009 / 3:19 PM |

Maria, you have been ear-fucking the world for five years about it. Why don't quit whining, get off your but and do something about it YOURSELF, PERSONALLY!

by Steven on Oct 25 / 2009 / 4:49 PM |

well, where shall I begin. Jamie Foxx, you are as good a person as anybody! After watching Miami Vice and your new one here, I swear to god I Thought you were the white one there!

by G. Butler on Oct 26 / 2009 / 10:22 PM |

I have no problems with that, Jeff. You just be remembered for your vices, and I'll be remembered for mine. One's consequences have a much higher mortality rate than the others, let's just say. And Kevin, why don't you just stick to counting votes and fantasizing over seventeen year-old girls! The rest of us would like to live in the year 2009! You and Georgie just stick to your politics, thank you!

by Moving on to the goat movie on Oct 26 / 2009 / 10:30 PM |

Maria, for the last time, you have done nothing to get me involved at all. Just get out of my ife, you are nothing but an ugly human being that I don't want associated with me anymore! Oh, by the way, I'm on the internet again, so be sure to warn your pals in South Carolina (He-he!) That one was for you , Leno! You and anybody else have anything else to say! At least I was there once again!

by Is that unbelievable enough for you mayday, you imbecile on Oct 31 / 2009 / 4:23 AM |

What is the matter? Have to run back to Juan now because you are still too much of a coward to step from behind your commercials and paychecks! Like I said, nothing but an ugly human being, every day of my life! Now you are just like the other two, yellow in every way! P.S., I hope your new Serbian guy was more of a man than the last one. Everybody knows what I mean

by Understand this, you mean nothing now! Nothing! on Nov 06 / 2009 / 5:28 PM |

Top ten ways you know that your dog hates you, hates you: #10. He erases the T-Mobile account from your harddrive! #9. He takes a pair of shears and randomly cuts your hair some night! #8. #8. HE throws the tennis ball for YOU to go fetch! #7. He sends you a big tub of ice cream for your birthday! #6. #6. He orders a group of female strippers for HIS birthday and charges it to YOUR credit card! (who wouldn't) #5. You come home from a really long plane ride just to find your toothbrush in the- well, you know where! #4.#4. He calls you you up on center court in-between sets just to say "What's Up?" #3. He pours a bottle of ex-lax into your gameday bottle before every grandslam match! #2.#2. After about the third grand slam(after you caught on), he mails you a cryogenecally frozen jar of tears with the word crocodile taped to it! And the #1 way you know that your dog hates you (drum roll please): #1. He would rather lick himself! Take that as you will, everyone knows where I stand on that subject anyway.

by Here we go everybody; tonights top ten list: on Nov 06 / 2009 / 6:24 PM |

Since you cant do anything but use me for big contracts off the court and then not back it up on the court, which is the only thing you have to offer then, you need to get lost permanently and stop fucking up my life! P.S., If this thing does come through, blame the people who caused it, like Hitler and Eva, and Diane and Ryan and Tracy up North! Don't look at me!

by I do not know how to get that through you pathetic thick head! on Nov 07 / 2009 / 10:09 PM |

I do, however, need to send out a fabulous shout-out for that marriage! Now I can watch my favorite movies and eat ice cream again! BTW, nice show Notre Dame, looks like Charlie's out of a job. Oh well, one less Irishman. NO BIG DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!

by Indeed on Nov 08 / 2009 / 12:09 AM |

Get out of my life you complete loser! You wanted to cut me ; congradulates, now your completely ugly just like every single person involved in this! If you had any common decency left, you would pay off the debt since you kept every body waiting for eight years! I have other options, and I do not want to do this anymore! GET THE FUCKING POINT BEFORE YOU GET KNOCKED OUT LIKE YOUR BOY NIKOLAI YESTERDAY! P.S., Oh yeah, your some man Sasha. You have to copy everything I like just to get her attention, right Arizona! Just like all the other ones. Despite what other people say, if you were the man, you'd have an original idea to add instead of just more copying that adds up to lingering.

by Your tennis career is a joke; why don't you stop playing and just become someone's trophy wife! on Nov 08 / 2009 / 10:29 AM |

I can only hope that everybody realizes that I tried being nice and mean to stop this! That was the reason for all the BAD activity that Verizon so haughtily has been talking about. We were on the "same page" with the teamwork B.S., but you just used it as an excuse to go out and lose so you could start with this New guy. You dump all the 2004 memorabilia and yet you still talk it up with well done! One minute your complaining about me not caring, and then the next I'm to jealous. You have no control over your emotions, and it is perfectly clear that you have no idea of what your doing beyond the signed paycheck! I just hope that ever woman out there realizes this for what it is!

by This fish had both eyes wide open after all, and now you are a jerk for still playing it up just like the other two were! CONGRRADULATIONS! on Nov 11 / 2009 / 5:20 AM |

Just to clarify two things: I was refering to your Wimbledon loss (when you started seeing Sasha,ah) , not Beijing!!!!!!!! But that doesn't even matter, BECAUSE YOUR JUST ABOUT THE BIGGEST COWARD IN THE WORLD. yOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY! HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? Hell, I told my mother a hundred times to slap you in the mouth if you wouldn't stop bothering us with your B.S.. But if you want to believe I was going to beat up, go ahead and put on those boxing gloves and suffer just like your Russian brother over last weekend! Tracy, don't you ever fucking come around me again! You are completely dead to me in every way possible! Thanks for stopping with the commercials, KY and Verizon! Now everybody, Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Are you still here, creep!!!!!!!! on Nov 11 / 2009 / 10:45 AM |

Yeah, and look at you laughing about it on your site! Your somebody to take seriouslyu, alright! Your not a fraud!

by See how easy it is to copy and paste people! Just let me know if you are not having enough fun, yet. I can really take this up a notch! After all, one deuschbag down, howmany more to go? on Nov 11 / 2009 / 10:50 AM |

You STILL here, bitch?????????????

by Come on people. We, will take it all the way!! on Nov 11 / 2009 / 10:55 AM |

Wimp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by You still here, Shraaps? on Nov 11 / 2009 / 10:01 PM |

Maria, you still here, jerk? Oh, BTW, your welcome there J.F.. Anytime, Everytime!!!!!!!!!!!

by J. Forment on Nov 12 / 2009 / 8:11 PM |

Your STILLLLLLLLLLLLLL here, Maria! Don't you have any dignity or pride left, especially after Wimbledon; or relying on Philadelphia! I mean come on, really! I mean Paris Hilton, Sasha! I sure hope Richard got a taste out of this!!

by J. Forment @#$%^&*M. Fabukich*&^%$#@!Orlando on Nov 13 / 2009 / 12:20 AM |

No seriously Maria! Dolce been doing some research and found out Sasha just a dog! But it seems 'old news' is back! I think you should take another shot at that! Let's see if he is man enough to finish what he started (remember that match,Djoker,the following day in Miami). Anyway, mom likes him, I think always did. (Besides, I look forward to the competition)!

by Ginger on Nov 13 / 2009 / 1:27 AM |

Robin: Hearses curses, Batman! Not all over again! Batman: Awe, looks that way Robin. Listen, life throws you curve balls sometimes. Remember, the pros can hit 'em!

by Oh BTW, maria! No. 50! Don't worry, vision not muddled! on Nov 13 / 2009 / 1:31 AM |

Oh yeah, ome more thing. After careful deliberation Dolce come to the concusion that the U.S. Open "stinks". Not referring to this country, JUST THAT TOURNAMENT!

by Don't get all haughty L.A. or Miami. Doubt you can do any better, matter of fact I know it! on Nov 13 / 2009 / 1:46 AM |

Please don't bother me again if/until you can do more than oops! I'm not sounding arrogant, I'm just realizing that's all you have done so far!

by Your still here- See you later: on Nov 13 / 2009 / 8:05 PM |

Boy that sucks that I went into that Mexican, doesn't it! And that's too bad, because the food really wasn't that bad and the people there were pretty pleasant! But of course, God only knows what that means, huh!

by What mission is that by the way, Espn-'Gators: to prove your head coach can get arrested for attempted murder with a rubber knife on Nov 13 / 2009 / 8:09 PM |

U.S. Open sucks, man. That's all I have to say!

by Although I do agree with Jordi on Nov 13 / 2009 / 8:40 PM |

Come on Novak, man-up! I'll take the gloves off mom if you take them off Maria! Huh! I remember when you first put them on her hands. Your man is right up around the corner!

by What do you say you little bitch, huh! on Nov 13 / 2009 / 10:41 PM |

You still whining and crying about Michelle, Maria! She's married, jerk! That's called moving on ! That's called 'Old News'. Orlando taught you there lessons well! Enjoy!

by Come on, Novak! don't keep everyone waiting! on Nov 13 / 2009 / 11:57 PM |

Just grt out of here punk! Who cares where you go!

by You have nothing to offer me but issues anyway, Maria! on Nov 13 / 2009 / 11:59 PM |

Maria, the ultimate team effort, YOU STILL HERE, PUNK!

by Take your millions, and leave permanently! on Nov 14 / 2009 / 12:04 AM |

Still??????????????

by Ain't it cool, punk! on Nov 14 / 2009 / 12:06 AM |

still?

by Ain't it? on Nov 14 / 2009 / 12:08 AM |

Oh, OMT, get your march back on Penguins. I'm not concerened with interfering in your stuff!

by Your right, this texting is kind Juvenilishly fun on Nov 14 / 2009 / 12:37 AM |

Come on you ugly Irish shit, step out off the sideline and face me like a man! Come on, put up or shut up! Let's go chickenshit, or do you have a previous engagement with a pipe waiting for you!

by Go back to Graceland, Ramsey; you keep your mouth shut for four more hours and maybe you have a conference title to be proud of. Big, bad ohio state, played to overtime at home against an overmatched football team! on Nov 15 / 2009 / 4:09 AM |

Goodness, Michigan lost again! There's a schocker! Just remember, big blue, the games are played in Oct. and Nov., also!

by Yeah, what I thought Tracy, just running and hiding as always! on Nov 15 / 2009 / 4:21 AM |

Come on, Maria! Get me signed on for this twitter thing, would ya?

by Dulce on Nov 15 / 2009 / 4:26 AM |

Hey Shraaps, what's up???

by Scraaps on Nov 24 / 2009 / 3:06 AM |

Hey Maria, lets get married!!! Yuri: Scraaps!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Scraaps on Nov 24 / 2009 / 3:30 AM |

Scraaps: Maria, I think we've been seeing each other too much! We need a break!

by Maria: Yeah, Happy Thanksgiving there, Scraaps?! Scraaps: Yes, yes you too and Merry Christmas, but we haven't gotten very far here, no? But I still wish you Happy Holidays, with all my heart! on Nov 26 / 2009 / 1:05 AM |

Mr. Sharapov: I hate 'im! I really, really hate 'im! Mrs. Sharapova: Shhhh Yuri, never mind The Count, let's just be thankful for Maria! Mr. Sharapov: MMmm, that's a wise idea! Mrs. Sharapova: Yeas, I think so !

by Except for the timing, people, you have to admit, that was right on! on Nov 26 / 2009 / 1:11 AM |

As enticing as some of these photos may be, I'm only interested in the "complete package" there Smiley.

by I Say on Dec 05 / 2009 / 4:58 PM |

Sure dropped the ball on this one. Coyotes hunt just as much livestock and their numbers aren't threatened! There's no reason the wolf numbers can't come back! P.S., Way to go 'Gators! Now the 'Huskers don't have a prayer in Hades!

by Stopthehunt.org on Dec 06 / 2009 / 2:38 AM |

I do have to give you credit for your Sochi efforts, though. Know what to say in front of the camera, and what to do behind it. Couldn't ask much more from an ambassador! Well done!

by When did I know about the yellow-blue! Umhh, about the time your contest winner pointed out your new playing dress. on Dec 06 / 2009 / 2:49 AM |

Mr. McCoy, You will get nothing and like it, son!!!!!!!!

by Hatfield on Dec 09 / 2009 / 6:13 PM |

Please, please, please humans, LEARN from your past MISTAKES. Look at the resurrections of some endangered species from yesterday! Use the guidelines set forth by the MSC and other such companies. Remember us, Albacore

by Stopthehunt.org on Dec 09 / 2009 / 10:57 PM |

I feel that I would be more than remiss if I did not take this opportunity to send out very special holiday greetings for the following ladies: Jennifer Denise Valerie Ella Sincerely, thank you for picking me up during some tough times! Very Special Holidays

by Steven on Dec 09 / 2009 / 11:02 PM |

National Wildlife Federation- May '09 Humane Society of America- Feb. '07 Defenders of Wildlife- Jan. '08 And our personal favorite , right Flip-eek, eek, eek,: Consevation Northwest- Nov. '09

by Hey, Flip! Should we provide support for # 53? EEk, eek, eek, eek, eek, eek, eek, eek,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 on Dec 09 / 2009 / 11:33 PM |

Where's that Mackeral you promised? 10 a piece, remember! Hey, easy does it. One at a time! Flipper: One? Ack, ack, ack! Commense tails, fellows! No, no wait a --- (Tails raising) We'll make it two, promise! Flipper: Promise!!!!!!!???????? We heard about you!!!!! No no, alright, alright. Take the whole damn pail!

by Flipper on Dec 09 / 2009 / 11:40 PM |

Hey Maria What Vitamins are cool and so are you! Very good!

by This time I got ya a full tuna each, boys! Eek,eek,ekk! on Dec 12 / 2009 / 12:48 AM |

Favorite Facebook Photo: #19 (12/13/09)

by Scraaps on Dec 13 / 2009 / 2:48 PM |

Now you're imagining libel suits! Sounds like your the one who is lost, eh?

by Adolph and Ava on Dec 15 / 2009 / 12:33 AM |

What's the matter two weeks? Stink it up again! No reason for it, two weeks, but you did it anyway! You just never get enough, do you two weeks? It never ends with you! Just like last week!

by Sorry Maria, but your no dog! on Dec 16 / 2009 / 1:42 AM |

What's the matter two weeks? Stink it up again! No reason for it, two weeks, but you did it anyway! You just never get enough, do you two weeks? It never ends with you! Just like last week!

by Sorry Maria, but your no dog! on Dec 16 / 2009 / 1:42 AM |

felicidades

by tux on Dec 17 / 2009 / 9:26 PM |

I'll make a deal with you Maria! I will go to church tomorrow night if Sasha goes to church with you the next Sunday you spend together: The catch? You have to take Paris Hilton with you! Oh BTW: Great game Lady Huskies!

by Disturbed Duschb. male prost. from- not Vegas, but Orlando on Dec 24 / 2009 / 2:23 AM |

And don't hide behind any cowardly commercials or pathetic attempted charachter attacks like "big baby", just provide proof!

by .com on Dec 24 / 2009 / 2:30 AM |

Maria, I don't have time too waste with little twenty-two year-olds who are going on two years old!

by For the last time I don't need to rely on you and it's painfully clear we have nothing else to offer, each other Maria you little weasle! on Dec 29 / 2009 / 7:22 PM |

Come one, come all to the five o'clock free crack give away at 1--0 (well, you guys can fill in the rest).

by Ring in the new year right with the putz that spent the last ten years ruining this country! Might as well finish what you started, eh! on Dec 29 / 2009 / 7:38 PM |

Give it up Priya and Paul! The new world doesn't not need flip-flopping assholes like yourselves!

by Long live- what was your name, niva, nina?????? on Dec 30 / 2009 / 5:33 PM |

Hi shraaps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Maria Sharapova; Maria sharapova, maria Sharapova; maria sharapova on Dec 30 / 2009 / 9:49 PM |

Yeah, sorry for you too, Maria! You pathetic little weasle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Yuri Sharapova on Jan 02 / 2010 / 2:12 AM |

WTA Women's Tennis, are you complete freaks or something!

by I mean, seriously; what's your problem? on Jan 03 / 2010 / 2:07 AM |

I mean, people like you and Maria have set the Women's Movement back like 40 years!

by That is Y, Frank-ie, that is Y on Jan 03 / 2010 / 2:10 AM |

We are so sorry Maria! We owe you the most sincere apology! We made a terrible mistake yesterday! You didn't push the women's movement back 40 years? YOU PUSHED IT BACK 400 YEARS! P.S., Remember Chelsea, you can say whatever you want about us, JUST DON"T BE BITTER!

by dan and keith on Jan 04 / 2010 / 2:49 AM |

Me being bitter; about what! Missing out on all of this? Are you fucking serious? I put this right up there with the Jennifer Greene. Well, not as good! A couple of teirs below!

by howie l. on Jan 04 / 2010 / 2:52 AM |

Maria: PAnic or Patience, Dolce? Dolce: PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Thanx a lot shraaps on Jan 05 / 2010 / 3:13 AM |

Saw the training photos, look great! A fabulous collection!

by See you later, Maria! on Jan 05 / 2010 / 11:31 PM |

Yup, same bullshit cockroach! You and mister ed need to get ready for a lot more!

by Like Burger King said, have it your way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Jan 11 / 2010 / 4:58 PM |

It was your idea people to follow Adolph and Ava over here and everything they said or did for ten years, and loook where your at! Example 1. This military tribunal thing! How quickly you people forget about our terrible reputation following our invading and securing Iraq, which is probably the only reason he changed those trial settings, to help improve our damaged reputation! Now maybe we could have gotten more information, the devil is in the details. I don't know, it's not my job. But the way to go about expressing these ideas isn't by condeming him Juliani! Don't try to work together, though: just keep following Adolph and Ava and Hannity and Oberman,YOU KNOW, the true problems in this country!!!!!!!!! :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

by I mean seriously, what's your fucking problem! on Jan 11 / 2010 / 5:12 PM |

You want to fight asshole, don't wait till Sat. do it know!!!!!!!!!

by All I can offer you, Mr. President, is pay attention to the political game and do everything you can! Sorry, that's the best I have??????????? on Jan 11 / 2010 / 5:14 PM |

Way to go, Juan and Sasha! And as always, Orlando has to ruin it!

by From: The AT&T guys! on Jan 12 / 2010 / 1:12 AM |

Maria, why don't you take a hint and go away! Didn't you get enough when Nash humiliated you a year ago!

by Only in your Bizzaro world of doing everything behind my back whiole copying are you a hero, Juan! Quit wasting, Spanish bitch! She means nothing now, and you had as much to do with that as anyone! on Jan 13 / 2010 / 3:15 PM |

Here, I'll put it in as plain as day English, bitch! You don't do anything off the court, and you can't win on it! We have nothing in common! YYou don't have anybody fooled anymore!

by Get lost you complete waste of time! You total bore!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Jan 13 / 2010 / 3:18 PM |

From me here in Orlando to you in Losa Angeles, best regards!!!!!!!!!!

by Oh yeah one more thing Sportscenter on Jan 13 / 2010 / 3:28 PM |

You didn't get enough with Roddick on Letterman did you Juan, you little shithead!

by Burning pathetic NBC, California bridges now and not regretting one second! on Jan 13 / 2010 / 3:31 PM |

For the last time, stay away from me NEW SHOE girl. I'm tired of defender your dumbass losing self all the time. Take your new contract, your new boyfriend and get off the court permenantly, pallbearer!

by Get lost for the last time you creepy ass bitch! on Jan 18 / 2010 / 5:27 AM |

Oh yeah, way to completely wimp out with that European site bitch! God that was the most pathetic thing I've seen from you yet! You want issues so bad world, now you have them!

by Fuck you, fuck your whining at your press conferences, your new contracts and your slow ass bullshit attitude! on Jan 18 / 2010 / 5:31 AM |